This is a sequence from the greatest ever show for pre-school Welsh stoners – Y Gelli on S4C.
While some programmes may be happy to teach kids about colours and numbers and mundane stuff; Y Gelli sets its sights a bit higher.
This three-minute epic seems to cover the entire history of the world – from odd things crawling out of swamps, to the birth of human consciousness, to global conflict and, finally; to a vision for the future – a Pot Noodle inspired world harmony.
No need for school or education – this is all that needs to be said.